YOU burn one

January 25, 2010

So, yesterday was hard. But today, I'm completely immobilized. When drill sergeant Laura yanked off my covers this morning, I had every intention of jumping out of bed in mock salute. Unfortunately, not only did my legs stop working overnight, the rest of my body cringed at the slightest twitch of muscles. Jesus Christ, I can't remember ever having been this sore! It takes every last ounce I have to walk in an upright position!
And so I half crawled, half dragged myself to the living room to greet Chalean. Laura assured me we were only doing a 20-minute workout today. It's called "Burn 1."
Good joke. First of all, it was 40 minutes. And secondly, I burned a hell of a lot more than one!!
Oh and when I said that I don't run, I may have forgotten to mention that I am also of the opinion that the Devil spawned push-ups, too.
"You wouldn't last 10 minutes in the military!" I was gently reminded.
"Shoot, I don't think I'd last five..."
New goal: be able to last seven minutes in the military. (I'm fairly certain I'll still prefer seven minutes in Heaven when this is all over).